Post by Lieutenant Robin Star on Sept 25, 2017 5:01:22 GMT -8
"Hey guys!" Robin skidded into the shuttlebay control room, ending on a flourishing twirl that showed off the bright pink of his shirt and trailing ends of his thick woolly scarf wrapped loosely around his neck. His entrance was met with mild applause from several of the others in the room, all wearing colourful or loose attire.
With a cheshire grin, Robin undid his scarf and whipped it hard towards a raven-haired woman that was sporting a small black flowery dress that might have been more appropriate for the bedroom. The scarf's midpoint hit the woman's waist, wrapping around her and it was close enough that Robin could grab it, securing the woman before pulling her towards him.
"Always beautiful." Robin commented as the woman pressed against him, she didn't look at all perturbed and simply grinned back at him. The flamboyant pilot kissed Chloe Renard on the forehead before letting her go with a spin, his scarf somehow magically worming it's way back around his neck as he approached another person.
"Shreg! Looking good! Have you been working out?!" Robin dropped down to the chuckling Tellarite's height and gave the alien a big wet kiss on top of his head. Standing to his feet he grabbed an arm around everyone, including Alonsoy and pulled them into a group hug.
"Damn, I've missed you guys so much... and it's only been half an hour since I last saw you! Friendship is the best!"
"Star! I've been trying to find you, the computer says you're in 3 places at once." A voice shouted from the doorway and Robin turned with a smile upon seeing Haywood standing there. Except, he looked very different. He was wearing such a drab dull one-piece suit of some kind?
"Hey Haywood, why are you looking so unfabulous?" Robin asked, concerned. The other pilots seemed equally worried for the morale/emergency hug officer.
Haywood's mouth opened and closed like that of a fish, trying to understand the complexity and absurdity of a prank that Star seemed to be pulling. For one, why wasn't he wearing a uniform and... he blinked, staring at Chloe, Shreg and Alonsoy, all of which should not be here.
"What is going on?! You better have a good explanation for this one." Haywood hissed, his patience already reaching his rare boiling point. "And what have you done with..." He took a step forward, allowing him to see through the control room window to gaze upon the sea of pink shuttles.
"Dude! You're really hurting our good vibes! What happened, man? Have you forgotten the love we shared on Risa?" Robin asked, clutching a hand to his chest as his eyes pooled with tears.
Haywood just stared. This had to be a dream. A nightmare.
"Hey, what's that?" Robin asked through moist-filled vision, pointing to the object on Haywood's hip. The Prime seucrity officer blinked and looked down.
"My phaser..." He responded slowly.
Every person other than Haywood just looked completely stumped.
"Phaser? What's that? Is it that new beauty product from Peleb? The one that makes you stunning?!" Chloe asked excitedly with clappy hands.
Haywood had enough. He took hold of his phaser and withdrew it, aiming it steadily at the group. "Lieutenant Star, you are going to start making sens-"
With a click of Robin's fingers, the other three pilots were on top of Haywood, holding him back and keeping his threatening item away.
"Why you gotta be a partypooper? Don't worry, we'll help you." Robin said as he brandished a hypospray from a nearby drawer and approached Haywood.
"Let go offff mhhhph!" Haywood's started but was smothered by a hand.
Once Robin stood right in front of the security officer, he raised the hypospray and stared intently into the man's eyes.
"Haywood, you will be assimilated. Your mind and culture will adapt to service love. Resistance of fun is futile."
Tag: Any! Bring and share the love! All of it!
OOC: This is the stupidiest thing ever. I wasn't going to make another AU Robin but once I got this idea in my head, I needed to get it out. So in case it wasn't clear, the basic idea is that this Universe is just incredibly happy. No wars, no violence. Although, the Borg thing does kinda make it a bit darker than I intended. I kept it rather vague as to what that actually means so feel free to spin it however you want! Plus, I think we could use an ultra-happy AU amongst a lot of the gritty stuff.
With a cheshire grin, Robin undid his scarf and whipped it hard towards a raven-haired woman that was sporting a small black flowery dress that might have been more appropriate for the bedroom. The scarf's midpoint hit the woman's waist, wrapping around her and it was close enough that Robin could grab it, securing the woman before pulling her towards him.
"Always beautiful." Robin commented as the woman pressed against him, she didn't look at all perturbed and simply grinned back at him. The flamboyant pilot kissed Chloe Renard on the forehead before letting her go with a spin, his scarf somehow magically worming it's way back around his neck as he approached another person.
"Shreg! Looking good! Have you been working out?!" Robin dropped down to the chuckling Tellarite's height and gave the alien a big wet kiss on top of his head. Standing to his feet he grabbed an arm around everyone, including Alonsoy and pulled them into a group hug.
"Damn, I've missed you guys so much... and it's only been half an hour since I last saw you! Friendship is the best!"
"Star! I've been trying to find you, the computer says you're in 3 places at once." A voice shouted from the doorway and Robin turned with a smile upon seeing Haywood standing there. Except, he looked very different. He was wearing such a drab dull one-piece suit of some kind?
"Hey Haywood, why are you looking so unfabulous?" Robin asked, concerned. The other pilots seemed equally worried for the morale/emergency hug officer.
Haywood's mouth opened and closed like that of a fish, trying to understand the complexity and absurdity of a prank that Star seemed to be pulling. For one, why wasn't he wearing a uniform and... he blinked, staring at Chloe, Shreg and Alonsoy, all of which should not be here.
"What is going on?! You better have a good explanation for this one." Haywood hissed, his patience already reaching his rare boiling point. "And what have you done with..." He took a step forward, allowing him to see through the control room window to gaze upon the sea of pink shuttles.
"Dude! You're really hurting our good vibes! What happened, man? Have you forgotten the love we shared on Risa?" Robin asked, clutching a hand to his chest as his eyes pooled with tears.
Haywood just stared. This had to be a dream. A nightmare.
"Hey, what's that?" Robin asked through moist-filled vision, pointing to the object on Haywood's hip. The Prime seucrity officer blinked and looked down.
"My phaser..." He responded slowly.
Every person other than Haywood just looked completely stumped.
"Phaser? What's that? Is it that new beauty product from Peleb? The one that makes you stunning?!" Chloe asked excitedly with clappy hands.
Haywood had enough. He took hold of his phaser and withdrew it, aiming it steadily at the group. "Lieutenant Star, you are going to start making sens-"
With a click of Robin's fingers, the other three pilots were on top of Haywood, holding him back and keeping his threatening item away.
"Why you gotta be a partypooper? Don't worry, we'll help you." Robin said as he brandished a hypospray from a nearby drawer and approached Haywood.
"Let go offff mhhhph!" Haywood's started but was smothered by a hand.
Once Robin stood right in front of the security officer, he raised the hypospray and stared intently into the man's eyes.
"Haywood, you will be assimilated. Your mind and culture will adapt to service love. Resistance of fun is futile."
Tag: Any! Bring and share the love! All of it!
OOC: This is the stupidiest thing ever. I wasn't going to make another AU Robin but once I got this idea in my head, I needed to get it out. So in case it wasn't clear, the basic idea is that this Universe is just incredibly happy. No wars, no violence. Although, the Borg thing does kinda make it a bit darker than I intended. I kept it rather vague as to what that actually means so feel free to spin it however you want! Plus, I think we could use an ultra-happy AU amongst a lot of the gritty stuff.